Welcome to my life

Oct 01

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

Oct 01

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

Oct 01
Oct 01

epic-humor:

my classmatesimage

me

image

Oct 01
risanatural:

nyehs:

Goodbye

what a sweet day to think about taking over the —NOOO ! avenge me !!

risanatural:

nyehs:

Goodbye

what a sweet day to think about taking over the —NOOO ! avenge me !!

Oct 01
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

Oct 01

troyesivan:

permanent to do list

Oct 01

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

Oct 01
souljaboy2007:

my first design made it to the shelves

souljaboy2007:

my first design made it to the shelves

Oct 01
Oct 01

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

Oct 01

morrasea:

constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever  

Oct 01

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

Oct 01
Oct 01

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.