Welcome to my life

Aug 21

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

Aug 21

Anonymous said: straight men have no purpose in this world

no:

That’s a lil much.. they could be used as tables and chairs

Aug 21

quote You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else.

— A Message to My Followers and Everyone Else That Ever Reads This (#127: February 3, 2014)
Aug 21
Aug 21
Aug 21

departured:

seedy:

now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story 

Aug 21
calivibe:

w-for-wumbo:

theindieshit:

linzthenerd:

ineedthesandandthewaves:

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.

They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.

I’ve never cried as hard watching a Disney movie.

Fucking Pixar… ugh…


WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY AND CRIED SO MUCH

calivibe:

w-for-wumbo:

theindieshit:

linzthenerd:

ineedthesandandthewaves:

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.

They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.

I’ve never cried as hard watching a Disney movie.

Fucking Pixar… ugh…

WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY AND CRIED SO MUCH

Aug 20

lolsomeone-actually:

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

That was beautiful

Aug 20

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Aug 20
slapdancing:

Goals

slapdancing:

Goals

Aug 20

lolsomeone-actually:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

Queen of Genovia to be exact

Aug 20
Aug 20
so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

Aug 20

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

Aug 19

palmist:

i love this blooper