Welcome to my life

Sep 01
Sep 01

so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

Sep 01
veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

Sep 01

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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Sep 01

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

Sep 01
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

Sep 01

candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

Sep 01

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

Sep 01

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

Sep 01

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

Sep 01

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

Sep 01

centifolias:

take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

Sep 01

vanillablondette:

prepofthesouth:

Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite 

couldn’t have said it better myself

Aug 31
Aug 31
  • child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
  • dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch