Welcome to my life

Apr 15
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Apr 15

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

Apr 15

worthlessailurophile:

sixpenceee:

In case you didn’t get it, candy is the name of her dog.

Woah. 

Full video here

For a post on a bloody Mary short horror film

Nope nope nope nononononono

Apr 15
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
Apr 15
darkbladeassassin:

This literally happened to me today

darkbladeassassin:

This literally happened to me today

Apr 15

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Apr 15
Apr 14

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

Apr 14
howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

Apr 14
Apr 14

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

Apr 14

1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

Apr 13
Apr 13

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

Apr 13

abi-with-an-i:

the two most wonderful types of boys. 

1. Well dressed

2. Not dressed