Welcome to my life

Jul 30

fa-llingg:

mainheaux:

I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord

tbh I would’ve done it too

Jul 30
Jul 30
Jul 30
d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

Jul 30
Jul 30

relahvant:

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what a time to be alive

Jul 29

nakedspirits:

casualcissexism:

ok but now draw the other eye

THE REALEST SHIT

Jul 29

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

Jul 29

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

Jul 29

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

Jul 29

ckings:

faded—flaws:

KRIS’ FACE HAHAHAHA IM CRYING

Jul 29

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

Jul 29

smells-liketeenpregnancy:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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At least she upgraded to a mac

Jul 29

katorade27:

when you try to open a new box of cereal and it does this shitty thing

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Jul 29